Jabkim is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, amazing gorilla.

Jabkim created Mount Everest four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jabkim, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Jabkim, it will turn you into a slug.

Jabkim's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Jabkim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair blue.

2. Never go into gray rooms.

3. Erect three aluminium sculptures of Jabkim on top of important buildings.

4. Never think about asteroids.

5. Always take life seriously.