Vanmatpog is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, dishonest zebra.

Vanmatpog created the Andromeda Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Vanmatpog, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Vanmatpog, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Vanmatpog's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Vanmatpog's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the east.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Vanmatpog loves bats, so they must be respected.

4. Vanmatpog must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Never pour water over plants.