Cussbumnat is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, quiet octopus.

Cussbumnat created carbon seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cussbumnat, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Cussbumnat, he will manifest in front of you.

Cussbumnat's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Cussbumnat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in purple rooms.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Never go into white rooms.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Erect seven platinum sculptures of Cussbumnat on top of important buildings.