Hatfoss is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, moody spider.

Hatfoss created time and space eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hatfoss, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Hatfoss, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Hatfoss' most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Hatfoss' Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant indigo sculpture of Hatfoss in the centre of the settlement.

2. Always make sure there are no doves in a building before entering it.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Do not wear iron on your body.

5. Do not eat bananas.
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