Motsafdob is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, staggering grasshopper.

Motsafdob created parasitic wasps eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Motsafdob, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Motsafdob, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Motsafdob's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Motsafdob's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill aardvarks.

2. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Never think about the strong nuclear force near doves while wearing mauve coats and balancing nine aluminium spheres on your feet.

4. Feed all hungry manatees.

5. Never feed lentils to frogs while wearing kilts.