Zimsognat is a god.

He takes the form of a small, quiet mole.

Zimsognat created the Sunflower Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zimsognat, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Zimsognat, he will destroy your home solar system.

Zimsognat's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Zimsognat's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant mauve sculpture of Zimsognat in the centre of the settlement.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Never talk about ultrasonics near swans while wearing red shorts and balancing seven zinc spheres on your neck.

4. Do not hurt nematodes.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.