Xuckfidbass is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, humane hamster.

Xuckfidbass created energy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Xuckfidbass, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Xuckfidbass, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Xuckfidbass' most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Xuckfidbass' Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Xuckfidbass nine times a day.

2. Do not keep six turtles in a large pit.

3. Never go into orange rooms.

4. Bats are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.