Barnwigtin Gepfitkap is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, moody hippopotamus.

Barnwigtin Gepfitkap created the Tadpole Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Barnwigtin Gepfitkap, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Barnwigtin Gepfitkap, it will turn you into a mouse.

Barnwigtin Gepfitkap's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Barnwigtin Gepfitkap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Do not hurt porpoises.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Never hurt tortoises.

5. Never think about asteroids.
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