Timlarplit is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, stupid fly.

Timlarplit created oxygen three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Timlarplit, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Timlarplit, she will turn you into a rock.

Timlarplit's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Timlarplit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Never write about nebulae.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Feed all hungry otters.