Cubwegjam is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, flying meerkat.

Cubwegjam created an atom seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cubwegjam, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Cubwegjam, she will be very sad.

Cubwegjam's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Cubwegjam's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Do not shave your feet.

5. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.