Flagnulbot Flanbossdan is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, impressive badger.

Flagnulbot Flanbossdan created Africa three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Flagnulbot Flanbossdan, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Flagnulbot Flanbossdan, she will turn you into a duck.

Flagnulbot Flanbossdan's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Flagnulbot Flanbossdan's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about stars.

2. Always help foxes in need.

3. Never feed wheat to great tits while wearing brown kilts.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.