Yokkap is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, dishonourable hummingbird.

Yokkap created the Whirlpool Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yokkap, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Yokkap, he will have a low opinion of you.

Yokkap's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Yokkap's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if seven snails approach from the south.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Do not hurt frogs.

4. Always help manatees.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.