Gommottan is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, selfish swan.

Gommottan created dark energy four years ago.

If you believe in Gommottan, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Gommottan, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Gommottan's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Gommottan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Never wear tights.

5. Never go into indigo rooms.