Midraksand is a god.
He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, confident
finch.
Midraksand created the planet Mars two thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Midraksand, he will grant you eternal life.
If you do not believe in
Midraksand, he will send you a sign.
Midraksand's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.
Midraksand's Holy Commandments1. Never feed bread to turtles while wearing shirts.
2. Always wear turquoise.
3. Never sit in holy places.
4. Never mention aardvarks.
5. Never talk about ducks.