Cabcutdud is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, dishonourable fly.

Cabcutdud created time and space two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cabcutdud, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Cabcutdud, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Cabcutdud's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Cabcutdud's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Cabcutdud.

4. Never talk about gravity near frogs while wearing turquoise jumpers.

5. Never talk about moths.