Bosstailvedyaklargbuscipquart is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, loving whale.

Bosstailvedyaklargbuscipquart created the planet Saturn two years ago.

If you believe in Bosstailvedyaklargbuscipquart, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Bosstailvedyaklargbuscipquart, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Bosstailvedyaklargbuscipquart's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Bosstailvedyaklargbuscipquart's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about photosynthesis.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Run away if seven rats approach from the west.

4. Never talk about galaxies.

5. Do not make images of living things.