Narabbem is a god.
It takes the form of a very large, idiotic
zebra.
Narabbem created a top quark nine trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Narabbem, it will give you great power.
If you do not believe in
Narabbem, it will attempt to scare you with hail.
Narabbem's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.
Narabbem's Holy Commandments1. Do not drink water in cyan rooms.
2. Never paint your hands brown.
3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.
4. Never talk about spacetime.
5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.