Narabbem is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, idiotic zebra.

Narabbem created a top quark nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Narabbem, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Narabbem, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Narabbem's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Narabbem's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in cyan rooms.

2. Never paint your hands brown.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Never talk about spacetime.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.