Sabquamrutt is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, overgenerous snake.

Sabquamrutt created an electron six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sabquamrutt, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Sabquamrutt, she will have a low opinion of you.

Sabquamrutt's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Sabquamrutt's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Do not trade with those who eat carrots.

3. Never talk about great tits.

4. Run away if four doves approach from the north.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.