Bunmegbinbetkiktittetti is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, boastful hamster.

Bunmegbinbetkiktittetti created water six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bunmegbinbetkiktittetti, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Bunmegbinbetkiktittetti, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Bunmegbinbetkiktittetti's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Bunmegbinbetkiktittetti's Holy Commandments

1. Put Bunmegbinbetkiktittetti first in all things.

2. Never think about eukaryotes.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate ducks.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Do not wear violet clothing.