Bunmegbinbetkiktittetti is a god.
It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, boastful
hamster.
Bunmegbinbetkiktittetti created water six thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Bunmegbinbetkiktittetti, it will celebrate by creating some universes.
If you do not believe in
Bunmegbinbetkiktittetti, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.
Bunmegbinbetkiktittetti's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.
Bunmegbinbetkiktittetti's Holy Commandments1. Put Bunmegbinbetkiktittetti first in all things.
2. Never think about eukaryotes.
3. Look mercifully on unfortunate ducks.
4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.
5. Do not wear violet clothing.