Cepvogstigzogminbisscutcum Kikyatdod is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, idiotic lizard.

Cepvogstigzogminbisscutcum Kikyatdod created life seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cepvogstigzogminbisscutcum Kikyatdod, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Cepvogstigzogminbisscutcum Kikyatdod, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Cepvogstigzogminbisscutcum Kikyatdod's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Cepvogstigzogminbisscutcum Kikyatdod's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if nine mice approach from the west.

2. Do not take Cepvogstigzogminbisscutcum Kikyatdod's name in vain.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Do not shave your arms.