Manbeglarp is a god.
He takes the form of an extremely thin, sapient
toad.
Manbeglarp created bats six million years ago.
If you believe in
Manbeglarp, he will not care.
If you do not believe in
Manbeglarp, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.
Manbeglarp's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.
Manbeglarp's Holy Commandments1. Run away from pink capybaras, for they are unholy.
2. Always wear turquoise.
3. Do not wear white clothing.
4. Erect a giant gray sculpture of Manbeglarp in the centre of the settlement.
5. Never eat bark.