Miplippon is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, annoying elephant.

Miplippon created carbon nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Miplippon, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Miplippon, she will send minions to preach to you.

Miplippon's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Miplippon's Holy Commandments

1. Miplippon loves aardvarks, so they must be honoured.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Do not drink water in turquoise rooms.

4. Never jump near shrews.

5. Never talk about fire.