Arngabcar is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, merciless turtle.

Arngabcar created Mount Everest seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Arngabcar, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Arngabcar, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Arngabcar's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Arngabcar's Holy Commandments

1. Arngabcar must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.