Higfating is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, clever coyote.

Higfating created the planet Earth nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Higfating, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Higfating, she will manifest in front of you.

Higfating's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Higfating's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from violet cats, for they are unholy.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Draw representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never write about gravity.