Bathinnurl is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, blissful monkey.

Bathinnurl created the planet Jupiter six billion years ago.

If you believe in Bathinnurl, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Bathinnurl, it will come to you in dreams.

Bathinnurl's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Bathinnurl's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill manatees.

2. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Do not shave your hands.

5. Do not hurt squirrels.