Listrawjad is a god.
It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, competent
weasel.
Listrawjad created the solar system four thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Listrawjad, it will grant all your wishes.
If you do not believe in
Listrawjad, it will have a low opinion of you.
Listrawjad's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.
Listrawjad's Holy Commandments1. Never talk about solid mechanics near shrews while wearing violet shoes.
2. Do not fashion models of living things.
3. Do not speak about turnips.
4. Never think about quantum mechanics near sharks while wearing gray tights and balancing six silver spheres on your neck.
5. Never talk about sheep.