Tapgamsig Capbodcip is a god.

It takes the form of a large, happy dugong.

Tapgamsig Capbodcip created the Whirlpool Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Tapgamsig Capbodcip, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Tapgamsig Capbodcip, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Tapgamsig Capbodcip's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Tapgamsig Capbodcip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Never talk about comets.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Always obey Tapgamsig Capbodcip's priests.

5. Run away if nine sheep approach from the east.