Cutpiddam Safflagcad Dinhendad is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, weak swallow.

Cutpiddam Safflagcad Dinhendad created the planet Jupiter five billion years ago.

If you believe in Cutpiddam Safflagcad Dinhendad, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Cutpiddam Safflagcad Dinhendad, it will boil you in a big pot.

Cutpiddam Safflagcad Dinhendad's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Cutpiddam Safflagcad Dinhendad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Never leap in the presence of mice.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Worship no other gods but Cutpiddam Safflagcad Dinhendad.