Fonwadgut is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, tiresome wyrm.

Fonwadgut created the Sombrero Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fonwadgut, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Fonwadgut, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Fonwadgut's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Fonwadgut's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick sheep.

2. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Always help bats in need.