Manhabced Gudnurlsandlab is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, capable jellyfish.

Manhabced Gudnurlsandlab created a strange quark four years ago.

If you believe in Manhabced Gudnurlsandlab, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Manhabced Gudnurlsandlab, he will send two she bears to sort you out.

Manhabced Gudnurlsandlab's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Manhabced Gudnurlsandlab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Do not speak about beans.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Do not bounce in public.