Tigdamcep is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, impressive tapir.

Tigdamcep created vertebrates eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Tigdamcep, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Tigdamcep, he will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Tigdamcep's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Tigdamcep's Holy Commandments

1. Never run in the presence of frogs.

2. Always obey Tigdamcep's priests.

3. Run away if seven tapirs approach from the west.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Never eat lentils.