Weggessken is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, blissful newt.

Weggessken created the Virgo Supercluster two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Weggessken, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Weggessken, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Weggessken's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Weggessken's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt nematodes.

2. Manatees are not to be trusted.

3. Always help tortoises.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Do not shave your arms.