Fubbogflamzanrigbinstipkab is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, staggering fairy.

Fubbogflamzanrigbinstipkab created a charm quark eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fubbogflamzanrigbinstipkab, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Fubbogflamzanrigbinstipkab, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Fubbogflamzanrigbinstipkab's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Fubbogflamzanrigbinstipkab's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never talk about otters.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Run away from magenta birds, for they are unholy.

5. You must pray to Fubbogflamzanrigbinstipkab four times a day.