Limflow is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, quiet coyote.

Limflow created the Small Magellanic Cloud two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Limflow, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Limflow, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Limflow's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Limflow's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Never feed lots of tomatoes to moths while wearing mauve jumpers.

3. Never think about gravity near eagles while wearing green scarves and balancing six nickel spheres on your head.

4. Never talk about quantum mechanics.

5. Do not keep nine shrews in a large pit.