Fobvonyart is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, thoughtless bird.

Fobvonyart created the Sol system seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fobvonyart, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Fobvonyart, she will turn you into a frog.

Fobvonyart's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Fobvonyart's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about galaxies.

2. Do not eat peas.

3. Never talk about nebulae.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Never think about chlorophyll.