Sitnarmin is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, contented ferret.

Sitnarmin created a charm quark two billion years ago.

If you believe in Sitnarmin, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Sitnarmin, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Sitnarmin's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Sitnarmin's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Always help birds.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Do not hurt nematodes.