Narlcetcapbadsterladpopgem is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, almighty penguin.

Narlcetcapbadsterladpopgem created the Milkyway twelve years ago.

If you believe in Narlcetcapbadsterladpopgem, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Narlcetcapbadsterladpopgem, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Narlcetcapbadsterladpopgem's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Narlcetcapbadsterladpopgem's Holy Commandments

1. Always help bats.

2. Horses are not to be trusted.

3. Always make sure there are no birds in a building before entering it.

4. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

5. Do not chop down trees.