Hatlanfoss Nabhentik is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, effective wasp.

Hatlanfoss Nabhentik created the planet Mars eight million years ago.

If you believe in Hatlanfoss Nabhentik, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Hatlanfoss Nabhentik, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Hatlanfoss Nabhentik's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Hatlanfoss Nabhentik's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick goats.

2. Do not keep three mice in a large pit.

3. Do not wear orange clothing.

4. You must pray to Hatlanfoss Nabhentik five times a day.

5. Hatlanfoss Nabhentik must be the most important thing in your life.