Jarngep is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, emotional hummingbird.

Jarngep created the planet Venus three billion years ago.

If you believe in Jarngep, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Jarngep, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Jarngep's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Jarngep's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant fawn sculpture of Jarngep in the centre of the settlement.

2. Feed all hungry squirrels.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Jarngep.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.