Fatfadshav Omtflanlop is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, irritating zebra.

Fatfadshav Omtflanlop created everything that exists eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fatfadshav Omtflanlop, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Fatfadshav Omtflanlop, it will not care.

Fatfadshav Omtflanlop's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Fatfadshav Omtflanlop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Never write about dark energy.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place in green.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.