Shavflowflap is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, astonishing dryad.

Shavflowflap created a down quark nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Shavflowflap, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Shavflowflap, she will ignore you.

Shavflowflap's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Shavflowflap's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about nebulae.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Do not wear white clothing.

4. Never look at dwarf planets.

5. Erect a giant silicon sculpture of Shavflowflap in the centre of the settlement.