Gumgilbellmigvanbed Garbusjapzodsaw is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, astonishing fox.

Gumgilbellmigvanbed Garbusjapzodsaw created the Sun two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gumgilbellmigvanbed Garbusjapzodsaw, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Gumgilbellmigvanbed Garbusjapzodsaw, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Gumgilbellmigvanbed Garbusjapzodsaw's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Gumgilbellmigvanbed Garbusjapzodsaw's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if nine monkeys approach from the south.

2. Never wear rings.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Pray towards the north.