Flisingken is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, strong bear.

Flisingken created water nine million years ago.

If you believe in Flisingken, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Flisingken, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Flisingken's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Flisingken's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about deoxyribonucleic acid.

2. Erect a giant indigo sculpture of Flisingken in the centre of the settlement.

3. Always look after injured gulls.

4. Never paint your head purple.

5. Erect a giant nickel sculpture of Flisingken in the centre of the settlement.