Dodcemdim is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, all-knowing gnu.

Dodcemdim created vertebrates five million years ago.

If you believe in Dodcemdim, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Dodcemdim, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Dodcemdim's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Dodcemdim's Holy Commandments

1. Never bounce near frogs.

2. Dodcemdim loves squirrels, so they must be honoured.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Do not keep five snakes in a large pit.

5. Do not shave your back.