Madtitvog is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, unsympathetic crow.

Madtitvog created matter two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Madtitvog, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Madtitvog, he will not invite you to parties.

Madtitvog's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Madtitvog's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about spacetime.

2. Horses are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Always look after injured foxes.

4. Hide from blue moths for they are unholy.

5. Never play with disobedient children.