Ripcepsit Cadfitviglidbut is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, self-assured armadillo.

Ripcepsit Cadfitviglidbut created the Sunflower Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Ripcepsit Cadfitviglidbut, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Ripcepsit Cadfitviglidbut, she will destroy your home planet.

Ripcepsit Cadfitviglidbut's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Ripcepsit Cadfitviglidbut's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from indigo sharks, for they are unholy.

2. Ripcepsit Cadfitviglidbut must be the most important thing in your life.

3. You must never eat limes.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Always wear cyan.