Yarltadster is a god.

He takes the form of a large, effective fish.

Yarltadster created the planet Mars three million years ago.

If you believe in Yarltadster, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Yarltadster, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Yarltadster's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Yarltadster's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Never think about galaxies.

3. Never think ill of sick monkeys.

4. Always help tapirs.

5. Always pray immersed in water.