Dosslatpit Poggathitpibtaftim is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, self-assured goat.

Dosslatpit Poggathitpibtaftim created bats five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dosslatpit Poggathitpibtaftim, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Dosslatpit Poggathitpibtaftim, it will send you a sign.

Dosslatpit Poggathitpibtaftim's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Dosslatpit Poggathitpibtaftim's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no nematodes in a building before entering it.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Run away if nine geese approach from the west.

4. Always help frogs.

5. Gulls are unholy and should not be approached.