Kimquatnell is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, omnipotent wyrm.

Kimquatnell created the planet Venus two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kimquatnell, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Kimquatnell, he will be very sad.

Kimquatnell's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Kimquatnell's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about moons.

2. Never jump in the presence of otters.

3. Never eat gooseberries.

4. Never think about fluid mechanics.

5. Do not kill cats.