Yattipstrag is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, pitiless bird.

Yattipstrag created the Cigar Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Yattipstrag, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Yattipstrag, it will come to you in dreams.

Yattipstrag's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Yattipstrag's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Never talk about asteroids.

3. Never think ill of sick nematodes.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.